redneck joke

mosc · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:54 pm Post subject: redneck joke

WHY REDNECKS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to
the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...........then a shot is heard. The redneck's voice
comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

elektro80 · Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:18 am Post subject:

seraph · Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:49 am Post subject:

it's an old joke but is always enjoyable Very Happy

Scott Stites · Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:43 am Post subject:

Another oldee but goodee, not necessarily redneck, but certainly life or death:

Two guys are hiking in the desert when one of them feels the call of nature. He steps behind a boulder, whips it out and begins to relieve himself. Unfortunately, he has not noticed that a rattlesnake is lurking behind this same boulder, and, with little warning, the snake attacks, biting the poor man right on the penis.

He stumbles out from behind the boulder, screaming to his buddy for help. Not knowing what to do, his buddy remembers he brought his cell phone, and, as luck would have it, he has coverage even in this remote area. The buddy dials 911, advises them that his buddy has just been bitten by a rattle snake and asks what to do.

He is advised that the best course of action is to suck the poison out immediately. He thanks the 911 operator and hangs up the call.

"What did they say?", his stricken buddy groans.

"They say you're going to die."

seraph · Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:24 am Post subject:

not bad

Mohoyoho · Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:47 am Post subject:

The redneck joke strikes home with me. We are surrounded by them here, and the joke is not too far from the truth.

By the way: THIS IS MY 1000th POST!

elektro80 · Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:16 am Post subject:

mosc · Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:26 am Post subject:

Mohoyoho · Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:59 am Post subject:

Thanks for the kind words and the balloons. Now I'm on my way to 2000.

seraph · Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:11 pm Post subject:

actually at the beginning of the electro-music era the festivities were only for number of posts equal to powers of 2, starting at 128 and then 256, 512, 1024, 2048, 4096 and 8192. now we are back to decimals Evil or Very Mad

dewdrop_world · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:56 am Post subject: Non-redneck joke

Non-redneck joke:

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

James

Blue Hell · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:24 am Post subject: Re: redneck joke

Blue Hell · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:31 am Post subject:

I might go for the scottish humour :

opg · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:27 pm Post subject: Re: Non-redneck joke

DrJustice · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:29 pm Post subject:

For those who have missed it, as posted by elektro80 in another thread recently:
The Funniest Joke In The World

DJ
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