Treknobabble Generator

zynthetix · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:35 am Post subject: Treknobabble Generator

Ever hear a character on Star Trek TNG suddenly have an outloud revelation that they express in a bunch of pseudo-scientific and fake words that really don't make a damn bit of sense stringed together?

Well, heres the Treknobabble Generator that has an endless, random supply of those:

http://maycontainnuts.me.uk/treknobabble/

edit : Favorite so far - "You just need to enhance the positronic charge to the anti-matter injectors to shut down a chroniton particle leak in the life support systems."

elektro80 · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:13 pm Post subject:

You need to regulate the polarity of the isolinear processors to open a graviton wave in the structual integrity.

Shocked

mosc · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:30 pm Post subject:

What a beautiful web application. I now see it. All we need to do is bypass the dilithium chystals to initiate a polaron beam in the sub-space bubble.

elektro80 · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:03 pm Post subject:

You just need to bypass the plasma injectors to generate enough power in a field inversion in the primary phaser banks.

elektro80 · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:04 pm Post subject:

You have to remodulate a subspace transmitter to manipulate a breach to the plasma conduits.

jksuperstar · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:47 pm Post subject:

This needs ties to an automated speech synthesis program!

Uhm, I mean, The phrase translators need sub-acoustic convertors in order to dissipate the pressure levels to our biofilters. This would throroughly enhance the sense of space-time fabric related to input display correlation.

mosc · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:57 pm Post subject:

Are there any free text to sound converters around. Hmmm. I'll post that on the How To forum.

elektro80 · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:55 pm Post subject:

You have a mac .. right?

elektro80 · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 6:23 pm Post subject:

There are tools around.. but you can just as well just select the text to be spoken, then choose speech from the services menu.

OK? Cool

mosc · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 7:17 pm Post subject:

Err, uh, umm, shuffle, mumble, blush, studder, gulp... I prefer windows... Embarassed

seraph · Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:40 am Post subject:

treknobabble according to the swedish chef:

"Yuoo hefe-a tu inhunce-a zee floo ooff neootreenus tu zee untee-metter injecturs tu indooce-a a tempurel floox in zee plesma cundooeets. Um gesh dee bork, bork!!

gsga · Joined: Jul 22, 2004 Posts: 267 Location: allentown, pa

You know I'm a huge Star Trek nerd, when I'm bent over laughing at all of your "babble" posts and I haven't even tried the generator yet! HAHAHA! I'm going there now.

seraph · Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:31 pm Post subject:

You just need to modulate the flow of neutrinos to the shield generators to force a tachyon burst to the dilithium chystal chamber.

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zynthetix · Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:31 pm Post subject:

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Decline · Joined: Dec 03, 2004 Posts: 15 Location: Oslo, Norway

Applications like this will fuel the economic recovery and make dot-com business become even greater than before the bubble burst!