The internet is just porn and electronic music

elektro80

And now for a combination of the two using the
pornolize translator

elektro80 · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:41 am Post subject:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Shocked

My god... what have I done.. Shocked

elektro80 · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:46 am Post subject:

http://www.pornolize.com

seraph · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:42 am Post subject:

mosc · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:45 am Post subject:

Every time you click on it you get a different variation. Somtimes it's quite funny! Sometimes it's not. It's always stupid. Laughing

elektro80 · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:49 am Post subject:

Sometimes funny.. and always stupid.. is it kinda overkill to use it on the White House website? Hmm... I can use pornolize on the Blair website... surfing... Hopefully Pornolize can turn that website from tragedy into.. well.. "sometimes funny and always stupid"

elektro80 · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:54 am Post subject:

mosc · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:07 am Post subject:

Me too. Who could resist? Laughing

Maybe this program makes it funnier, but it doens't make it stupider.

elektro80 · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:11 am Post subject:

My god, I think you are right! Shocked

themoors · Joined: Dec 15, 2003 Posts: 148 Location: northern england

Oh dear

my worst fears have come true.

Not even electro-music.com is free from the scourge of porn,filth and degredation.

I feel the need to write to my MP

mosc · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:12 pm Post subject:

What's an MP?

elektro80 · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:17 pm Post subject:

It is a brit thing. Don´t ask.

mosc · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:48 pm Post subject:

Oh, MP. Member of Parliment. They are sorta like our Congress Persons. My Congress Person doesn't know how to write. I used to send him emails, but all I got back was form letters from an autoresponder. Even those take two or three months. Now he's running for Senator.

elektro80 · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:52 pm Post subject:

Hmm.. this is the US right? So.. this might just as well be an autoresponder running for Senator? Happens all the time.

seraph · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:36 pm Post subject:

elektro80 · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:39 pm Post subject:

This reminds me of the text art of Alan Sondheim.

seraph · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:41 pm Post subject:

elektro80 · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:44 pm Post subject:

That does it... that one is actually begging for an art grant.

elektro80 · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:48 pm Post subject:

Hmm.. OK.. so we have now tried the pornolizer.. Clearly what the world is missing now is an electronificator... which turns the web into electronic music lingo... not? Hopefully it will also remove comeshots and instead show nice closeup portraits of synth modules.

Shocked

seraph · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 4:06 pm Post subject:

my wife heard me laughing so I showed her the "pornolize" feature that seemed very entertaining to me.
She giggled but her comment was: "wasted talent". women know better Shocked

elektro80 · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 4:08 pm Post subject:

Hmmm..... actually... the same happened here... Shocked

mosc · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 4:12 pm Post subject:

elektro80 · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 4:16 pm Post subject:

Children have understood the basics already. They never listen to us grownups. And now we know why...